Baby Tips for Mums by Simon Brett

Author:Simon Brett [Brett, Simon]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 184024528X
Publisher: Summersdale Publishers Ltd

For a Baby it’s a point of honour to:

Come up with an illness which doesn’t match any of the descriptions in the childcare books.

Hold back a really big Poo until

immediately after a nappy change.

Listen out for the words, ‘I think the

Baby’s settled for the night now,’

and prove them wrong.

Know when its Mum really wants

to show it off and develop a nasty

facial rash just before the event.

Be prepared for your mother to say the following:

‘You think your labour was tough, but let me tell you, when I had you…’

‘I love your Baby very much, but

I don’t want to be thought of as

a free baby-sitting service.’

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